I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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