just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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