Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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