Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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