So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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