i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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