What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish i was in the wii world.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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