Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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