escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Found your dick twin last night
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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