do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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