i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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