i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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