the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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