you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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