is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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