ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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