are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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