i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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