After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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