Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
