question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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