There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
