But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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