So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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