you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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