you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize