Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The air was thick with penises
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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