I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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