Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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