He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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