There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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