Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
two words...techno handjob
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Randomize
