pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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