I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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