It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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