what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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