shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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