But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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