Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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