i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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