from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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