talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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