I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I don't think brook has ever known best
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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