these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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