We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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