So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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