with your own penis?
...so i touched it.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
whose parrot is this?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
