So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
