so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She's the barista slut.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
