Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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