I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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