Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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