Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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