I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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