where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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