If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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